"Mommy?"
"Yes, Liam?"
"If Dustin Beaver's name is Dustin Beaver den why isn't he a beaver?"

"Mommy?"
"Yes, Liam?"
"I tan't find da big spoon anywhere..."
"You mean the Big Dipper?"
"Oh, wight."

"Mommy?"
"Yes, Liam?"
"Why is dare only one Michael Dackson?"
"Should there be more than one?"
"Yeah, 'cause den dare'd still be one who wasn't dead..."

"Mommy?"
"Yes, Liam?"
"I wote a new song today."
"Really?  Can I hear it?"
(singing) "I pooped my pants and I wiked it..."