I have lately been wallowing in a bit of bodily self-loathing. You know that soft, lazy, winter body that makes you feel soft and lazy but you crack open another bag of potato chips anyway? Yeah, that's where I've been hanging out. And it's not so good for the self-esteem. So I'm digging out of it. And my shovel cost $79.99.
It began by calculating my B.M.I. (also known as the make you feel like a frumpy dump in front of your husband measuring stick) And there it was *cue the sad music and blushing, head-shaking Mii* "OVERWEIGHT" and my sweet little trainer saying, "Uh oh, it looks like you're a little overweight. Let's create a program to get you to a healthy body weight." Bless Scott for keeping his mouth shut. I just said, "Whoops!" and giggled uncomfortably when what I really wanted to do was throw the nunchuck at the screen and yell, "IT'S ON, @#$%*!"
notice how boldly (and rudely) it displays my shame? |
So here's to a healthier, happier and (hopefully) leaner new me/mii.
Oh, and by the way, my Mii is Princess Leia. My goal: a gold bikini.
"Help me, Wii Fit Plus; you're my only hope!"
"IT'S ON, @#$%*!" is easily the greatest and funniest thing I have ever pictured you saying
ReplyDelete"IT'S ON, @#$%*!"
ReplyDeleteyou crack me up! hahaha :D